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Dr Buzzard

Dr Buzzard

Deceased
Old French Whore!

Don Barbrell.....Will Ferrell
Kevin Rheaume.....Chris Kattan
Babette.....Cheri O’Teri
Jason Rhaims.....Tim Meadows
Simone.....Molly Shannon
Denise Kirk.....Ana Gasteyer
Coco.....Garth Brooks





[ Title Card showing France’s blue, white and red colors ]

[ V/O : Hey everybody it’s time to play ( simultaneously with V/O crowd): Old.. French.. Whore! ]

[ SUPER : Old French Whore! ]

[ Shot : Set of Old French Whore game show ]

[ V/O : And now, here’s the host of "Old French Whore"… Dooooon Barbrell! ]

Don Barbrell : Thank you! Hi everybody and welcome to "Old French Whore". The game show that lets old French whores team up with high school honor students to win fabulous prizes! Let’s meet our contestants! On the blue team we have Kevin Rheaume of Lansing Michigan! Kevin is a senior at East Lansing High School where he’s a proud member of the marching band!

Kevin: Hey Don!

Don Barbrell : Kevin your partner today is a 48 year old prostitute from Marseilles named Babette! Babette I heard you had a funny thing happened to you, uh, on the way to the studios.

Babette : [ With French accent ] Yes, a sailor broke my arm!

Don Barbrell : Ouch! Okay. Well! Good luck today! On the white team we have Jason Rhaims, a high school junior from Richmond Virginia, who loves computers! Hey Jason!

Jason : Hi!

Don Barbrell : Jason your partner is Simone Heques, a 59 year old syphilitic from Québec. Hi Simone!

Simone: J’ai besoin d’un fix! (I need a fix!)

Don Barbrell : Great! Okay! And finally on the red team we have Denise Kirk from Crystal Lake High. She was part of Ohio’s’ all-state swim team and she’s active in recycling! Good for you!

Denise : Thanks Don!

Don Barbrell : Denise you must be excited because you’re paired with our returning champion, she’s 67, and was once the personal concubine of Rommel, say hello to Coco!

Coco : [ With French accent ] Hello Don.

Don Barbrell : Allo! Allo! Let’s take a look at our categories, today’s categories are… U.S Presidents… Science Fun…. and Les Maladies Vénériales! (Venereal Diseases) Coco and Denise choose a category!

Denise : "U.S Presidents" for 200 Don!


Don Barbrell : Okay, "Who was Thomas Jefferson’s Vice-president?" [ Jason hits his buzzer ] Jason and Simone!

Jason : John Adams? [ "wrong answer" sound ]

Don Barbrell : No [ Babette hits her buzzer ] Kevin and Babette!

Babette : You are sexy! You come with me we have sexy good time! [ "wrong answer" sound ]

Don Barbrell : Incorrect! [ Denise hits her buzzer ] Denise and Coco! [Coco murmurs at Denise ear ]

Denise : Aaron Burr? [ "good answer" sound ]

Don Barbrell : Correct! [ Denise and Coco kiss each other ] Choose again! Very nice!

Coco : "Maladies Vénériales" for 200 please.

Don Barbrell : Okay, "When dealing with itchy red bumps-- [ Babette hits her buzzer ] Babette!

Babette : Crabs! Kiss crabs! [ "wrong answer" sound ]

Don Barbrell : No, sorry. Listen to the entire question. "When dealing with itchy red bumps, what kind of ointment -- [ Coco hits her buzzer ] Coco!

Coco : Calamine lotion and penicillin? [ "good answer" sound ]

Don Barbrell : That is correct! Choose again!

Coco : Hem, Let’s go for "Science Fun" for 300 please.

Don Barbrell : Okay, "What is the atomic symbol for Chromium?" [ Jason hits his buzzer ] Jason and Simone!

Jason : [ Simone is all over him ] She’s making me really uncomfortable.

Simone : Ohhhh Tu es un beau garcon. Donnez-moi l’argent. [ Simone puts her hands in Jason’s pockets ]

Jason : Hey!

Simone : Donnez-moi l’argent…

Jason : Come on!

Simone : Donnez-moi!

Jason : No!

Simone : Tu es très beau… Je t’aime! (You’re good-looking boy, give me the money, give me, give me, you’re handsome, I love you.)

Jason : Listen I want a new partner sir. She smells like whisky and feet!

Don Barbrell : Is that your answer?

Jason : Get off me Ma’am! [ "wrong answer" sound. Kevin hits his buzzer ]

Don Barbrell : Kevin and Babette!

Kevin : I think my whore is dead.

Don Barbrell : Okay we’ll have to check with the judges at the end of the round on that! Denise and Coco it’s up to you! Once again "What is the atomic symbol for Chromium?"

Denise : I, I, I don’t know!

Coco : Don’t be silly. The symbol for Chromium is CR. It was discovered by Vauquelin in 1797. It’s atomic weight is fifty-one, nine, nine, six. [ "good answer" sound ]

Don Barbrell : That is correct! Well played Coco!

Denise : That is awesome! How did you know that?

Coco : Little girl, I was not always like this. No [ drama music, lights dim, Denise get a few feet away from Coco who speaks to the crowd ] Once I was beautiful and young like you! I wanted to be a great chemist but in those days, it was not proper for a young lady. So I ran away far from home and thought I would run to a new country, where girls could be whatever they whish to be. But I never found that place, and before I knew it I was leaning in the public parks, pleasing factory workers for money [ wipes her lips, music ends ]

Don Barbrell : [ nods at Coco ] All right! Well, Coco you’re our big winner again today with 700 dollars cash and the chance to come back tomorrow and win a Chevy Cavalier! [ Kevin hits his buzzer, while Simone sings a French love song ]

Kevin : My whore is definitely dead.

Don Barbrell : We’ll see you tomorrow everybody on?

[ SUPER : Old French Whore! ]

V/O Crowd : Old!.. French!.. Whore!

[ Fade out ]
 
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Dr buzzard your mother stinks so of the mouth that one wonders if it's not with the anus she speaks
 
Anus your mother is the wastewater treatment plant in Los angeles
 
The_Love said:
Hairy Anus is my mother's mouthwash.
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Yo, you are a sick child loving person. I don't care how many cocks a frenchman can stuff in his mouth at one time.
 
Cant Get Right said:
Yo, you are a sick child loving person. I don't care how many cocks a frenchman can stuff in his mouth at one time.
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You know the parfum pur hazard?
 
The_Love said:
You know the parfum pur hazard?
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Even if you know it, you put your finger in the butt if it is not well then smell it pure hazard
 
Cant Get Right said:
Yo, you are a sick child loving person. I don't care how many cocks a frenchman can stuff in his mouth at one time.
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CR and DR Buzzard is 2 little boys have the mine adress, i have the adress IP is the mine hummmm i'm want cracked the adress IP

I'm cracked the adress and computer ?

I'm organize Pool

1- Yes

2- No
 
Yo, glad to see you've recovered from your crazy spell.:beerchug :beerchug

Now let's sit back and watch the fight.:fight :fight :fight
 
Hello

Anyway, there is no need to be 'hacker' to know ...

And then find an IP address of a site is no secret at all, that does not require the intervention of any software.
Simply make a complaint under ping back, to get the IP site. (Ex ping www.google.com)
 
Thank you ro2dawn

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The_Love said:
Hello

Anyway, there is no need to be 'hacker' to know ...

And then find an IP address of a site is no secret at all, that does not require the intervention of any software.
Simply make a complaint under ping back, to get the IP site. (Ex ping www.google.com)
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You couldn't hack your panties off. You cross dressing gender bender.

I AM FRENCH HACKERS!!!!! YOU PHONE FRAID MAN
 
CGR your mother when she smiles and you see his teeth yellow, it has replace a nuclear power to make electricity in the world, gives him the dentrifrice Coldgate not Goldteeth
 
The last time I saw the mother of CGR at the bottom of a wastewater treatment plant, because the problem it was so much **** on the bottom of her ***, that even the WWTP has forbid him access
 
CGR your mother sucks sex in monkeys because your father is too small and not particularly ejaculates
 
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