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    Quote Originally Posted by zenflower View Post
    I was told that mine feels like a kung-fu grip on the chimichanga since I seem to somehow manage to snatch off a condom with it like abra-kadabra
    Thats some SERIOUS "hands" you have there Zen.....
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    what!!....she snatch it off with her hands?.......cho!....it's more fun snatching it off with di perritos.....
    "Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a mans last romance." - Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by bemetu View Post
    what!!....she snatch it off with her hands?.......cho!....it's more fun snatching it off with di perritos.....
    Gal, ah tink Zen mean ie have peritos but ah mih dih compare ie muscles to hand cause thats some goddam good exercise to get that bread in shape.....man mussi guh crazy... ...you can go but you muss come back!!
    The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not PROTECT you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bemetu View Post
    well rass!!...look like god bless yu with some serious perritos too!

    sound more like bit bull to me...
    Love is a many splendid thing and food run a close second.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenflower View Post
    I was told that mine feels like a kung-fu grip on the chimichanga since I seem to somehow manage to snatch off a condom with it like abra-kadabra

    Ah bet you could pick up a roll a quarters without any hands!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mosquitorose View Post
    sound more like bit bull to me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Buzzard View Post
    Ah bet you could pick up a roll a quarters without any hands!

    Or open a beer bottle for that matter . Look ma, no hands!!!
    Enjoy The Silence.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Buzzard View Post
    First stank finger ah got was up in the vestibule of Avondale Baptist Church. It just seemed natural to wanna feel down there and she didn't mind. Now when ah become a teenager ah wanna put somting else there.

    First time was on a park bench over by the river, Oh sweet memories....


    In a church, and a Baptist church??? Have you no shame, mon? I take it you are not a religious man.


    So how did it started? A lil peek-a-boo after service, perhaps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zpania View Post
    In a church, and a Baptist church??? Have you no shame, mon? I take it you are not a religious man.


    So how did it started? A lil peek-a-boo after service, perhaps?

    Started easy nuff. We was just sneaking around the church building one day, not many peeps around. Climbed up in the vestibule and began making out. Told her I was an international man -- ah was born with roman hands and russian fingers. One thing just led to another.

    And church is a great place to pick up snatch fa sure thats right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenflower View Post
    I was told that mine feels like a kung-fu grip on the chimichanga since I seem to somehow manage to snatch off a condom with it like abra-kadabra

    Yikes that sound like you have a baracuda girl Damn you snatch the skin off dem man. hahahha
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    Quote Originally Posted by bemetu View Post
    well rass!!...look like god bless yu with some serious perritos too!

    girl I hope that's catch and release. if not that de man stay de limp with a pained or is it scared expression. hahahaha
    Success is Journey... not a Destination

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Buzzard View Post
    Told her I was an international man -- ah was born with roman hands and russian fingers. One thing just led to another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zpania View Post
    Or open a beer bottle for that matter . Look ma, no hands!!!
    And let's not forget the cigarette trick.
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    me waa be a fly pon fi you wall yunno bzegirl!!....look like you know lotta tings!
    "Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a mans last romance." - Oscar Wilde

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    BZ have circus background yukno? hahahahah
    Love is a many splendid thing and food run a close second.

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